1 Malaysia ? Its too late fools, its all seperated

Last week, my family and I went for dinner at a 5 star hotel to have dinner with our neighbours.

Doesnt that first line sound weird already ? Going out with your NEIGHBOURS for God's sake ! ??? Whats going on ? Your neighbours are not worth even 2 cents which equals to nothing !

But its true, we went out with them and bought spent them a good diner. Why ? Because after 27 years, they are moving. A nice Malay couple with 3 kids who have all grown up except the last one who is now 17.

Do you all remember a time, if you were born in the 80's and lived your youth through the 90's, your neighbours were a part of your lives.

What happened to playing sports together like football , badminton, catching, chopping (wow never said that game in a long time !) and be it masak masak or car games, shooting games, fishing, bottle caps, marbles, rounders, or anything you can imagine under the sun literally. If you were bored with all these games, you and your neighbours would create one from anything you could find and make it your own.

Age didnt make a great difference and before the age of video games, all neighbours children were social amongst each other. Your parents would receive cookies, extra food, call each other on the telephone from one neighbour to another and then meet at the fence or weekly vegetable seller to catch up further on gossip.

What happened to your neighbours that used to take care of your home, bring your children to school if your car broke down in the morning and handing them over your keys whenever you needed to go out station. Even your car keys to warm it up if necessary.

This all sounds like something you would read and view pictures from a LAT comic. (Do you even know who LAT is ?).

I came to the conclusion at the end of our diner that the only thing that made a difference in this country was not age, not social standing, not anything but just your religion. Not even race. Do not get these 2 things mixed up. Religion was the only thing that made us different. Thats all. Now thats 1 Malaysia. You go home and practice anything your bible says, but other than that, what else could make us different ? You even took interest in each others religion.

Today, the story goes by Mr. 500million ringgit commision, that he wants a "1 Malaysia" concept. I think its bullshit. Why doesnt he practice giving his neighbour a helicopter or fighter jet then by showing he is 1 malaysia ? Or showing that he cares for his neighbours too ? Bagilah ketupat, lemang ke, satay. Dickhead !

Could you count on your neighbours for anything today ? No. Today, if you park your car outside their property, they would give you shit. It becomes a vindictive game and things get ugly.

You cant count shit on them. They dont give a fuck about you. Their kids become more anti social as they grow up and learn no social skills what so ever cause they wear thick 600 powered glasses at 10 years old by sitting at home playing PC and PS and XBOX and other game consoles. Your neighbours kids next door has 800 power glasses. What happens then ? they dont socialise with their neighbours, they lack in sports and they become droids.

Im curious to know what the next generation of young people would be like.

Would they be fat ? How will their social skills be ? Would they be open and dynamic to other races ? How will they act to their neighbours ? Will they know any traditional Malaysian games like batu seremban, bottle cap, rounders etc ?

Sad isnt it, all it took was just about 10 years to piss things down the drain. While for 50 years things were going great.

If you are reading this, and you're in your mid 20's, do me some help. Move to a neighbourhood where the race group is dynamic and not segregated. You and your children need to know how to use their hands and feet than their arse on a seat in school and a couch at home and your meal table during diner. Its not healthy, they dont do squat and they dont learn anything.

Use your mouth to say "Hello" or smile to your neighbours. Use your hand to wave at them. They might find this situation strange and bizare, but it will do you and your kids good. They might even think you are a freak for doing this at first but dont worry.

Soon, they would wave back, small talk with you. Why not invite them for your parties and festivals. They would then have to repay the favor. From there, lets see where things go...

The car crisis in Malaysia

Why do cars suck so bad in Malaysia ? its such a fucking pain

Do you know that we pay one of the highest car prices in the world ? Why is this so ? Aaaaah, Cause being the ever so "unproud" Malaysians we are, we have never tailored our car prices based upon our own environment. We always look to Singapore and the UK for examples. Never at our own needs.

Singapore is a small country, it doesnt need many cars. It needs to expand its island. We have more roads than Singapore, yet we look to them to price our cars as an example. Hence, being the 3rd world country we live in, we have to suffer for this reason

Now for the UK. Do you know how much the next new car that will land in our country will cost ? If a golf gti mk5 cost 20,000 pounds, just add another zero behind it and you will get your car figure in ringgit. Isnt that brilliant ? " tambah lagi satu 0 kat blakang tu haaa, dapat harga kereta"

I cant stand that fool yamin on cars bikes and trucks. Matter of fact I cant stand the news papers that are pro government and dishonest by saying the new Proton Exora is better than the new Honda Stream. Stop sucking Protons dick Yamin. You have no fucking sense of taste for quality. Stop tea bagging peoples balls.

Do you know how much you are being ripped off because of the amount of protection Proton gets ? No you dont.

Proton is 25years old, old enough to get married and compete in the world market. Yet, we cant produce a car that is good enought to enter the UK market unless 200 changes are made to the new Saga. If Proton was unprotected, you me and Yamin would come to better senses that our cars are truly shit and we can finally afford to buy something tasty like hmmmm,... a bmw for 90k ? What can I get for the price of a WAJA ? THATS IT ! A Caldina GT4 N Spec ! ! !

I dont understand our fuel system as well. Because its managed by a bunch of monkeys.

We pay 1.80 for petrol. Yet the cock sucker of the government - Mr. Yamin, says we should be thankful. Come on fuck head ! Are you for real ? Do you really think we are that stupid ? He has compared our fuel prices with countries like Norway that pay something like 8 ringgit for petrol.

Do you think people in Norway earn 3k - 4k a month in ringgit ? No. Are they getting our B grade petrol ? No, they get our export A grade first world standard Euro 4. We make a big deal in the papers that we are finally at Ron 97. Give me a fucking break.

Now guys, do you know how much the cost of mineral water is ? 1 buck for 500 ml / 2 bucks 1litre. Bottled water in Malaysia is more expensive than your petrol. Stupid, stupid stupid.

3rd world nation, 3rd world mentality, vision 2020 in 10 years ? I doubt it as long as this country are run by monkeys in trees who take 18 tea brakes a day.

Why does SPAZ suck ?

I dont get it, everyday, thousands of motorist flock in and out of Klangville only to get stuck in a jam at hours at time.

This wastes by diesel, petrol and time from running smoothly to do what I want daily.

In late 2008, promises were made by SPAZ SDN. BHD. to complete a 600m bridge by 31st december 2009

Its been 3 months. Whats happened you bunch of piss buckets.